I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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