He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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