Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
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