i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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