When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Edward fifth and chaser hands
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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