# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Girls should come with a carfax report
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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