How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
tell me about the fingering
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