i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
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Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
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I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Why can't burritos get me drunk
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
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