I hate all girls vehemently.
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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