i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
These 25 Drunks Should’ve Gotten Cut Off A Long Time Ago
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
29 Super Simple DIY Drinking Games
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.