I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
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No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
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i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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