You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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