Well apparently he's into motor boating.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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