Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
We're too hungover to prance.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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