I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Randomize