More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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