Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Your penis caused this!
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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