People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
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he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
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The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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