Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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