I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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