How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
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I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
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But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
Omg I joined a choir last night...
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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