You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
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Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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