I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
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