New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
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thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
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I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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