Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
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I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
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Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
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