I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
The ass gains better be worth it
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