I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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