My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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