I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
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Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
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Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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