Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
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