My first STD was from a foam party
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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