But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
Randomize
