Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
there's paper in my vomit.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
bring money and cleavage
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
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