Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
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My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
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So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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