I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
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he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
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My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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