VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
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you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
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Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
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