On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
i used baking grease as lip gloss
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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