Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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