Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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