dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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