But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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