I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
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