party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
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