its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
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If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
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This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
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