She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
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See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
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She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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