Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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