Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
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she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
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I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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