just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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