I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
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