2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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