it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
Tell her she can't have a vagina
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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