We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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