Your mouth is God's brothel.
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
I could fuck to npr.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
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