...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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