oh god the rape fog is back!
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
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i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
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I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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